So you walk up to your best buddy and say, "Hey, Dude, I just saw your mom in this new movie. She was sucking some young guy's cock, then he slammed her old pussy with his big dick. Man, she was moaning and cumming all over the place, and you know what he did next?" And your buddy says, "Don't tell me he stuck his cock in my mom's ass." And you say, "Hey, you said it. I didn't. And I hope you don't mind. I jacked off to your mom."